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10 minutes ago, The Realist said:

Tonight's effort was so bad, I don't really want to talk about it.

Please let us know what you fucked up 

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Just now, boro_boy said:

What did you try to cook? 

Sausage, Egg, Beans, Toast, and Hash Brown. Should have stuck to 3 thing's at most i reckon, may have stood a chance then.

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Just now, The Realist said:

Sausage, Egg, Beans, Toast, and Hash Brown. Should have stuck to 3 thing's at most i reckon, may have stood a chance then.

Sausage, easy, just grill them (15-20 mins)

Egss easy, just poach or fry (3-5 mins)

Toast - You're an actual mong if you fucked toast up!!! 

Hashbrown - whack in the oven. 

You could have actually cooked the sausages and the hash browns together, its all about the timings and looking at the cooking instructions on the packaging!

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31 minutes ago, The Realist said:

Toast and beans were ok to be fair 

So you just not very good with Sausages then 

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How long is yours Mrs gonna be incapacitated?

Surely having her Farmer Giles sorted shouldn't excuse her from cooking?

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29 minutes ago, Locke said:

How long is yours Mrs gonna be incapacitated?

Surely having her Farmer Giles sorted shouldn't excuse her from cooking?

Fuck off and die you fucking brainless reptile, she has cancer, I really would like to take you up on that offer of meeting up.

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1 hour ago, Locke said:

Oh btw I hope she feels better soon. 

You really are some special king of idiot. You cry about me and @boro_boy having a moan about people who abuse the system for disability benefits etc, yet you mock a woman with cancer. did you even read the first post in this thread? That in itself explains shes suffering something a lot more serious than a fucking ingrowing toenail or similar.   I don't go into detail, as i don't crave sympathy or attention like your buddy scouseramy. you have seriously overstepped the mark tho.

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4 minutes ago, The Realist said:

You really are some special king of idiot. You cry about me and @boro_boy having a moan about people who abuse the system for disability benefits etc, yet you mock a woman with cancer. did you even read the first post in this thread? That in itself explains shes suffering something a lot more serious than a fucking ingrowing toenail or similar.   I don't go into detail, as i don't crave sympathy or attention like your buddy scouseramy. you have seriously overstepped the mark tho.

No you have.

Don't mock the afflicted.

You was more than mocking system abusers. You was mocking all disabled.

You should know better if indeed Mrs sa is as ill as you say she is.

Grow up! 

Edited by Locke

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9 hours ago, Locke said:

How long is yours Mrs gonna be incapacitated?

Surely having her Farmer Giles sorted shouldn't excuse her from cooking?

Negan you have truly cornered the market for 'Twatism'.....couldn't make you up.

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28 minutes ago, Harold said:

Negan you have truly cornered the market for 'Twatism'.....couldn't make you up.

He has crossed a boundary fella.

Anyhow back on topic, Tonight is gonna be poached eggs.

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My cooking aint gone very well. Iv'e burnt more bacon than a fire at a pig farm. Tonight is stew and dumplings. Under supervision i have peeled some potatoes and other veg, Mrs SA is doing the more clever stuff tho. Smells good enough to eat tho.

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On 2/6/2018 at 15:46, The Realist said:

My cooking aint gone very well. Iv'e burnt more bacon than a fire at a pig farm. Tonight is stew and dumplings. Under supervision i have peeled some potatoes and other veg, Mrs SA is doing the more clever stuff tho. Smells good enough to eat tho.

Well you must have gotten a little bit better then. 

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On 2/7/2018 at 21:54, boro_boy said:

Well you must have gotten a little bit better then. 

Done a few decent rounds of cheese on toast lately, getting it right is a skill.

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Mate, cheese and toast is the very first dish I cooked and 20 years later I'm a professional chef. 

You'll get there eventually ally :)

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2 minutes ago, MrMacleod said:

Mate, cheese and toast is the very first dish I cooked and 20 years later I'm a professional chef. 

You'll get there eventually ally :)

Believe me fella, i can make cheese on toast just as good as you, and i'm an old pisshead. (professional).

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