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12 minutes ago, Harold said:

tell me to fuck off if you want mate but I thought I read earlier that you live on your own but then you have said the wife was with you. Is she a wife with benefits or what ?

No, I said the missus. That's just a Scottish slang for saying the girlfriend. She doesn't live with me, but she's here often enough might need to start charging her rent. 

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5 minutes ago, MrMacleod said:

No, I said the missus. That's just a Scottish slang for saying the girlfriend. She doesn't live with me, but she's here often enough might need to start charging her rent. 

Sorry mate. I use the term 'missus' also as wife. If you had used 'burd' I would have realised.     ;)

 

BTW I'm Scottish if you didn't know.

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9 minutes ago, MrMacleod said:

No, I said the missus. That's just a Scottish slang for saying the girlfriend. She doesn't live with me, but she's here often enough might need to start charging her rent. 

Like a true Scotsman.

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Temporary traffic lights. That's what, they really piss me off. We were driving into the town the other day and came across a very long queue due to these buggers. So thinking I'd be smart I overtook the waiting line of cars and drove about 50 yards to turn right into housing scheme road which would save me waiting & get me into town a lot quicker. Wrong! As I got over the brow of a hill there was another set of the fuckers but 3 way this time!

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19 minutes ago, The Realist said:

People that talk about work, outside of work.

Leave it at the gates FFS!

Nothing worse when your having a night out with the people from work and they insist on talking about it with you. 

Like  "Brian shut your puss, I spend 14 hours a day with you whingeing about soufflés, just wanna have these 47 pints so your chat actually interests me"

What about people who try prove their right on a subject they know absolutely nothing about! 

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On 11/22/2017 at 13:34, Harold said:

Sitting waiting for a carpet cleaning company to come and do our back lounge carpet. Supposed to be here between 12 & 1pm.

 

What the fuck is wrong with these companies ?


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Don't believe it. Decided to have a look at the wife's note on the calendar & lo and fucking behold, aye it's for Wednesday NEXT fucking Wednesday    ?

Tomorrow is the day. Hope the fuckers turn up!

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4 minutes ago, The Realist said:

Slow walking people piss me off.

It should be allowed that we can cosh them on the back of the head. ( pensioners excluded)

People who stop with the shopping trolly without checking behind them first!!

You wouldn't do it with a car so why would you expect no one to hit you from behind with a trolly. 

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People who when asked a simple question answer and begin with the word 'So'

 

As in - What did you do today ? Answer - So, I went into town blah blah.

 

Why the necessity to start with this word is beyond my comprehension. A lack of comprehension of the English language is my guess.

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15 minutes ago, Harold said:

People who when asked a simple question answer and begin with the word 'So'

 

As in - What did you do today ? Answer - So, I went into town blah blah.

 

Why the necessity to start with this word is beyond my comprehension. A lack of comprehension of the English language is my guess.

Funnily enough I'm watching the Chase at the moment and there's a woman contestant (unfortunately from Scotland) & I swear to God almost every sentence she uttered began with the word 'So'.....Aaaargh!

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12 hours ago, boro_boy said:

I know they are told to but why. It's pointless. What happens if they don't apologize. Will the stupid people who get offended easily will be offended more about the person not apologising rather than the swearing. 

Fucking cunts the lot of em haha. 

It's the fucked up society we live in nowadays mate...the Snowflake society.

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This particular woman in the bookies every Saturday morning who always manages to get to the counter ahead of me then hands over a bundle of slips for the girl behind the counter to check whilst I stand and have to wait to put one coupon on. Is it beyond the realms of possibility that people can check their own slips to see if they are winners or not ?

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