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5 minutes ago, Normski said:

Hearing the word islamophobia boils my piss,well said that man Steve👏

 

I switched on to the Policts channel the other day and it was this bint spouting her shite....I had to switch channels before I lost the plot.

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I know it's Friday and we should really all be happy...................BUT.....could some of they cops in and around Westminster no start moving on these fucking climate change squawking cunts. Fucking brain washed sheep school weans...get to FUCK!!!!!! 

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1 hour ago, Harold said:

I know it's Friday and we should really all be happy...................BUT.....could some of they cops in and around Westminster no start moving on these fucking climate change squawking cunts. Fucking brain washed sheep school weans...get to FUCK!!!!!! 

A good Flamethrower would red them up......

But, as Dug said, Its Friday.....

 

It would be a brutal start to the weekend.

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17 minutes ago, Bastion said:

their kids Beyonce and fucking Storm

the missus and me were in Home Bargains last week. I noticed this woman wi a kid in the store....I went outside for a smoke to wait on my wife when this woman came out wi the lad. It was raining and she was trying to get her pound coin return for the trolley but the lad was being a nuisance so she shouted at him....get this..............Gabriel, will ye behave......had to stifle my sniggering.....:flashing-lol:

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2 minutes ago, Harold said:

the missus and me were in Home Bargains last week. I noticed this woman wi a kid in the store....I went outside for a smoke to wait on my wife when this woman came out wi the lad. It was raining and she was trying to get her pound coin return for the trolley but the lad was being a nuisance so she shouted at him....get this..............Gabriel, will ye behave......had to stifle my sniggering.....:flashing-lol:

Poor Bastard..... lucky he didn't go to my school though.......

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6 minutes ago, Bastion said:

Passport time in this house......

 

Wife, Eldest, Youngest......

 

£250.

 

Now, if we had have went Irish, this would have been €105...... 

 

That, is a fucking disgrace.......

British passports?

Trust me mate. Passports have value and British holds more weight than Irish.

Facts is facts.

Just now, sployal said:

The Donald getting called a "racist" by a bunch of Democrat Bitches really pisses me off :salute:

Me too.

He is on these bitches as soon as he spots a rebellion. Lol

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Probably mentioned this before but hey ho....I was watching the news earlier and this guy was being interviewed about new electric cars being built in Japan and every fucking question he  answered he began with SO......are some people that bereft of vocabulary that they have no  other means of starting a sentence?

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15 minutes ago, Harold said:

Probably mentioned this before but hey ho....I was watching the news earlier and this guy was being interviewed about new electric cars being built in Japan and every fucking question he  answered he began with SO......are some people that bereft of vocabulary that they have no  other means of starting a sentence?

That also boils my piss.

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What is it about some folk ? With the wife and I being retired we will tale in parcel deliveries if we're at home for the neighbours who work.  Postie asked us yesterday if we'd take one for next door as he got no answer. NO probs so he put a card through their door telling hem where it was. It's still lying on the fucking stairs & it will fucking stay there until him or her come round for it. The previous occupants of that house were the same. Lazy cunts!

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It appears that anything the wife asks me to get from somewhere in the house or in one of the sheds there is ALWAYS a pile of other stuff has been stuck on top of it by her. Just went out to the shed to get a small heater....pile of plastic chocolate boxes on top of it. The it was an extension cable from the front lobby....pile of fucking lampshades on top of it.

And another thing....every time I bring the washing in (our tumble drier is in the utility shed) her t-shirts are ALWAYS inside out so I've got to turn them the right way before folding. I've tried just leaving them inside out but she moaned at that so I asked her to put them into the drier the right way but that fell on fucking deaf ears.

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2 hours ago, Harold said:

It appears that anything the wife asks me to get from somewhere in the house or in one of the sheds there is ALWAYS a pile of other stuff has been stuck on top of it by her. Just went out to the shed to get a small heater....pile of plastic chocolate boxes on top of it. The it was an extension cable from the front lobby....pile of fucking lampshades on top of it.

And another thing....every time I bring the washing in (our tumble drier is in the utility shed) her t-shirts are ALWAYS inside out so I've got to turn them the right way before folding. I've tried just leaving them inside out but she moaned at that so I asked her to put them into the drier the right way but that fell on fucking deaf ears.

Get a side bit, thats doesnt care about such nonsense

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7 hours ago, Harold said:

It appears that anything the wife asks me to get from somewhere in the house or in one of the sheds there is ALWAYS a pile of other stuff has been stuck on top of it by her. Just went out to the shed to get a small heater....pile of plastic chocolate boxes on top of it. The it was an extension cable from the front lobby....pile of fucking lampshades on top of it.

And another thing....every time I bring the washing in (our tumble drier is in the utility shed) her t-shirts are ALWAYS inside out so I've got to turn them the right way before folding. I've tried just leaving them inside out but she moaned at that so I asked her to put them into the drier the right way but that fell on fucking deaf ears.

We know who wears the troosers:lolpan:

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