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8 hours ago, Poolie_gal said:

Soooo... this place still exists! 😲

Alright, Poolie 😁 long time no see.

Yeah it still exists not as busy as it used to be though. How's you?

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10 hours ago, Poolie_gal said:

Soooo... this place still exists! 😲

Pleased to make your acquaintance Poolie. Looks like you're an original eh? Hope you stick around.

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10 hours ago, The Realist said:

What a blast from the past.

The realist returns, Locke was all set to ring the police to file a missing persons report. 

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1 hour ago, Red Devil said:

The realist returns, Locke was all set to ring the police to file a missing persons report. 

I knew Lord Lucan would return sooner or later.

My defences are water tight so bring it on! 👌👌👌☺️

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1 hour ago, The Realist said:

Bumped into an old mate today, I asked him what he was up to nowadays,he said he prepares meals, for homeless,dropouts,inbreds, crackheads,peadophiles,and down and outs. I said do you work at a charity drop in centre?
He said no, I work on the pie stand at Villa Park

Hahaha good one. 

How's you these days?

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9 minutes ago, Harold said:

Having to take the cat to the vet shortly for his inoculations. That'll be another good few quid.

It's around £30, just to walk in a vets surgery, then the charges start.

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2 hours ago, The Realist said:

It's around £30, just to walk in a vets surgery, then the charges start.

not far off the mark there. His jag plus a sedation tablet for our other cat (who goes in early December) came to £47.

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9 minutes ago, The Realist said:

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Wife says to me, "Go to the dairy and get a litre of milk, and if they have eggs get six."

I can't understand why she was pissed off when I came back with six litres of milk.

Edited by Hairy Scot

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3 hours ago, Harold said:

What a cunt of a day.....been a fucking eggshell atmosphere in the house all fucking day. Fucking whinging cow!!!

Women eh

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9 hours ago, The Realist said:

What happens is, once a month their fanny packs up, and drains all the feckin common sense out of them.

That is a good way of explaining it. Ha

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