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8 minutes ago, Normski said:

Ffs Hairy lighten up ,there's nothing like telling the world you had a shit...IN FACT.....i'm having a MAHOOSIVE shit right now:blob-joy:

and here we have a picture of Norm clearing the aftermath...

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58 minutes ago, Harold said:

Been a long day....the morra dudes...

Been a good session in Brum today. Fell asleep as soon as i got in the car going home. Ready to go again now . Best save it for tomorrow tho me think's, bath running curry ordered. Shit on the villa.

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56 minutes ago, Harold said:

Brendafromfa can fuck right off the spamming cunt!

Huh? Did I miss a spammer?

Brenda might have been fit.

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23 minutes ago, boro_boy said:

Huh? Did I miss a spammer?

Brenda might have been fit.

Aye....it was one of these twats that want to sell counterfeit money, driving licences & had put their shit into 3 threads but I got on the case right away and booted her/him to fuck.

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Got our new leather sofas delivered today. In the last 3 weeks that around 3 grand we've shelled out (mind you, a good bit of that was for my ciggies.....:flashing-lol: )

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Fucks sake....our central heating & hot water boiler is on the fucking blink now....ffs! The wife phoned as we have a maintenance plan and somebody is supposed to be coming out between noon & 6pm tomorrow.

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On 23/02/2016 at 07:13, The Realist said:

I would. would you?

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Not a chance matie......

1 hour ago, Harold said:

Fucks sake....our central heating & hot water boiler is on the fucking blink now....ffs! The wife phoned as we have a maintenance plan and somebody is supposed to be coming out between noon & 6pm tomorrow.

No luck A'rold......No luck lol

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23 hours ago, Harold said:

Fucks sake....our central heating & hot water boiler is on the fucking blink now....ffs! The wife phoned as we have a maintenance plan and somebody is supposed to be coming out between noon & 6pm tomorrow.

Guy came out about 1pm.......fucking boiler was working.....:flashing-lol:......it actually was working this morning (well the hot water was as we both got our showers). Anyway, he gave it the annual service.

The engineer also told us (take out of this what you want) that within 10-15 years no new gas boilers will be installed in ANY houses & it will be an all electric system for heating, cooking etc. Gas appliances will be done away with.

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22 minutes ago, The Realist said:

Ever felt so angry that you just wanna go out and punch some fuckers head in?

What's up matie?

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1 hour ago, The Realist said:

Ever felt so angry that you just wanna go out and punch some fuckers head in?

Often.

But I have found that a kick in the nuts is just as effective and causes less damage to the knuckles.

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On 15/03/2019 at 22:53, The Realist said:

Ever felt so angry that you just wanna go out and punch some fuckers head in?

aye all the time , line up all the fuckwits

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