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Just now, Harold said:

Johnny Depp.....on discovering Amber Heard had shit in his bed then blamed it on the wee dug......lol

I know a Guy, he bucked this Burd up da Arse, she shit all over the bed.... he just gathered the sheets, binned them...

 

And that was that, the spark died.

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Just now, Bastion said:

I know a Guy, he bucked this Burd up da Arse, she shit all over the bed.... he just gathered the sheets, binned them...

 

And that was that, the spark died.

presume the desire for breakfast went the same way.....lol

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2 minutes ago, Mr Magnificent said:

I know a guy who was getting friendly with a bird, he was sitting naked on the bed cross legged watching her undress. She got on the bed and he slid himself towards her and left a huge brown skid behind him...The romance was over before he laid a hand on her. 🤣🤣🤣

Ffs....🤣

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4 minutes ago, Mr Magnificent said:

I know a guy who was getting friendly with a bird, he was sitting naked on the bed cross legged watching her undress. She got on the bed and he slid himself towards her and left a huge brown skid behind him...The romance was over before he laid a hand on her. 🤣🤣🤣

I know a guy.....

Was this you mags?

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4 hours ago, boro_boy said:

Oh my god 🤣😂

You do know that's one of Victor Meldrews sayings? Haha.

Time one foot in the grave was filmed + When was I born + when I came to this country = do I give a shit

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52 minutes ago, cazcat said:

Time one foot in the grave was filmed + When was I born + when I came to this country = do I give a shit

Well you obviously cared enough to look at TV listings 😂

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23 minutes ago, Makdee said:

Well you obviously cared enough to look at TV listings 😂

I asked. And pleasantly surprised I was too, very funny and furthermore, Wikipedia informed me of Richard Wilson's career.

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Getting some stuff sorted for the oldest child Daughter in law and two grandchildren arriving tomorrow night. Then relaxing till the famous play later. Been walking some of the beaches in the area this morning as some lion’s mane jellyfish found on one. Fecking gigantic horrible dangerous things so it looks as though swimming may be out for a week or two

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Just picked Old Man up from hospital.

On the way home I slowed down for a speed hump, there was a little lad sitting at side of road just above curb. No older than 3 and grubby looking.

I said "poor lad, where are his parents FFS?"

My old man replied "fucking gypos all the same they are!"

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to have to pull over. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 minutes ago, Mr Magnificent said:

Just picked Old Man up from hospital.

On the way home I slowed down for a speed hump, there was a little lad sitting at side of road just above curb. No older than 3 and grubby looking.

I said "poor lad, where are his parents FFS?"

My old man replied "fucking gypos all the same they are!"

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to have to pull over. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

FFS Mags, you've just lost one of your best friends:lol:

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