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As some of you on here will know I have a real fear of these stingy bastards. The last few days, due to the good weather no doubt, has seen loads them out the back and getting into the house as doors and windows have been open. We've managed to kill quite a lot but still the fuckers come. Found one last night on the staircase carpet as I was heading off to kip. Cunt got stood on then deposited in the bin. Anyone else having similar problems ?

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2 hours ago, Roger said:

Wasps are like Ceptic fans.

No one likes em and they serve no real purpose other than being a nuisance. 

Wasps actually pollinate tho i hate them,was getting a shower yesterday and one of the cunts was flying around

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29 minutes ago, Bastion said:

Wasp hunter..... acceptable

Elephant hunter .....cunt

 

 

😂🤣

Correct. Haven't been chased by an elephant yet....:flashing-lol:

36 minutes ago, Normski said:

Wasps actually pollinate

That is actually an inaccuracy Norm. They fly about looking for people to sting....that's all the cunts do. They're fuckers and no mistake!

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3 minutes ago, Bastion said:

Vegetable world has onions....

what's your opinion on they spring onions...or is it just the same mate ? Had a pile of them in my steak, chips & salad tonight.

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Just now, Harold said:

what's your opinion on they spring onions...or is it just the same mate ? Had a pile of them in my steak, chips & salad tonight.

I'd rather eat Dog Shite mate.....

 

And that's not even simply said for shock value, I genuinely believe my stomach could keep the dog shit down easier than spring onions......

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Bastion said:

I'd rather eat Dog Shite mate.....

 

And that's not even simply said for shock value, I genuinely believe my stomach could keep the dog shit down easier than spring onions......

 

 

 

Holy fuck....seriously I'm just about pissing myself at that.......:flashing-lol:.....Got to ask though....would you use a fork or spoon mate ?

Anyways....that's me....morra mate.

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1 minute ago, Harold said:

Holy fuck....seriously I'm just about pissing myself at that.......:flashing-lol:.....Got to ask though....would you use a fork or spoon mate ?

Would need to be a folk, a spoon doesn't bare thinking about....😂🤣

 

Ideal,  a 1970's white dog shite (aint seen white dog shite since then) that's been in blazing sunshine for several days.......😂🤣

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