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1 hour ago, Cazza said:

I really feared a C-section due to the fact I have a scar running across the top of my stomach really didn't want another.

It really isn't much at all, obviously your situation is different because of the scar you mention. 

The first time wasn't our decision to be fair the section was done because my eldest daughter hadn't got herself in the correct position. Awkward little fucker and she still is till this day!!

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1 hour ago, Normski said:

Was having a cheeky wank in the toilet at work, when I noticed somebody had picked their nose and wiped it on the wall...

The filthy bastard!

Now if I said that the thread would be closed and I would be banned.... ?

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26 minutes ago, Cazza said:

Now if I said that the thread would be closed and I would be banned.... ?

were you banned when you made a comment about clits ? Were you banned when you commented about sitting on your vibrating phone wearing your see through leggings or whatever you were wearing ?

Seriously Caz!

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24 minutes ago, Bastion said:

I'm such a victim.......

 

 

You should stand up for yourself old boy.... Stop being pushed around by the bigger OAP's.

It was intended as a joke.... But alas, you constantly seek the controversy from your little life. Nevermind.... I'm sure no one wants to hear about me finge.... 

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1 minute ago, Normski said:

Check the thread title and fill your boots

I have the cantankerous  brigade on my arse (and are they lucky).... I will try and inject life into my posts.

#fishfingersfortea

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3 minutes ago, Harold said:

were you banned when you made a comment about clits ? Were you banned when you commented about sitting on your vibrating phone wearing your see through leggings or whatever you were wearing ?

Seriously Caz!

The joke was I was not prepared to pull over but it was so dangerous.... Harry met Sally anyone? Would have looking so weird to passers by.

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6 minutes ago, Harold said:

were you banned when you made a comment about clits ? Were you banned when you commented about sitting on your vibrating phone wearing your see through leggings or whatever you were wearing ?

Seriously Caz!

When did I mention clitoris in a comedic manner? Way to technical for me. 

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Just now, Harold said:

mind and duck as you leave the room....lol

Cantankerous ?...get the fuck outta here....lol

Do you get grumpy when you get tired?

Having the baby.... I really don't get chatted up as a used to.... ?

#fail 

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