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a dyslexic women goes to the doctors and says doc i keep forgetting to take my contradictive pill. he says you keep forgetting what?? she says i keep forgetting my contradictive pill. he says sorry ma

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15 minutes ago, UNIQUE said:

no. thread got closed down the other night due to your tight fitting pants. best we leave it there or take it to PM. 🤣

Think it was due more to transparency but the tightness gives a whole new meaning to the term 'camel toe' I also said about men wearing them but not women's ones but they do them for men and I'm told they are very comfy.

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2 minutes ago, Cazza said:

Think it was due more to transparency but the tightness gives a whole new meaning to the term 'camel toe' I also said about men wearing them but not women's ones but they do them for men and I'm told they are very comfy.

only 2 things in life that never lie. see through yoga pants and the league table anything else is up to the imagination😃

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2 minutes ago, UNIQUE said:

only 2 things in life that never lie. see through yoga pants and the league table anything else is up to the imagination😃

Padded bras... Biggest lie In town, so I have heard.

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One big difference between men and women is that when women say "smell this", it usually smells nice.

 

How are you able to tell when a man is sexually aroused? He is breathing.

 

What’s the difference between men and term deposits? Term deposits eventually mature.

 

What do anniversaries, the toilet bowl and the clitoris all have in common? Men usually miss all of them.

 

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1 hour ago, Normski said:

Whenever I'm bored I always end up having a wank...

It also means my neighbour doesn't show me his holiday photos anymore!

Two seconds of your life you may not need back.... ?

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