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a dyslexic women goes to the doctors and says doc i keep forgetting to take my contradictive pill. he says you keep forgetting what?? she says i keep forgetting my contradictive pill. he says sorry ma

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A drunk girl staggered up to me in the street and said, "Can I pinch a cigarette from you please?"

"Show me your tits & then ask me the question again", I replied.

So she lifted up her top & bra and said, "Can I pinch a cigarette from you please?"

"Sorry love. I don't smoke!"

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1 minute ago, UNIQUE said:

paddy and murphy was talking and paddy said here murph im thinking about getting a labrador pup. dont do that said murphy they make you go blind. 

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