Normski 3,302 Posted January 6 Author Share Posted January 6 Liverpool police stopped a car & were amazed to find it taxed, full MOT & insured. It wasn't stolen, there were no stolen goods or drugs. The driver was sober & had a full clean licence... A police spokesman said, "We had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time!" Hairy Scot and sployal 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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Normski 3,302 Posted January 7 Author Share Posted January 7 I asked a prostitute who had no fingers for a handjob, but she just palmed me off! sployal 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Normski 3,302 Posted January 7 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 7 My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the 'telephone' he had just made from a string and two tin cans... I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!" sployal, Hairy Scot and Bastion 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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UNIQUE 1,709 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Man was sitting in the pub with his dog watching the Liverpool v Burnley game and after losing 1-0 at the final whistle the dog starts going mad trying to bite people the barman says what's up with that dog mate. He says Liverpool just lost at home for the first time in 4 years. Barman says what does he do when Liverpool win. He said I don't know I got the dog for Christmas. 🤣 Link to post Share on other sites
Administrator Harold 8,231 Posted January 26 Administrator Share Posted January 26 1 hour ago, UNIQUE said: Man was sitting in the pub with his dog watching the Liverpool v Burnley game and after losing 1-0 at the final whistle the dog starts going mad trying to bite people the barman says what's up with that dog mate. He says Liverpool just lost at home for the first time in 4 years. Barman says what does he do when Liverpool win. He said I don't know I got the dog for Christmas. 🤣 think Bastion put that up in the Utd v Liverpool thread mate. Link to post Share on other sites
Bastion 4,121 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 54 minutes ago, Harold said: think Bastion put that up in the Utd v Liverpool thread mate. He's avoiding that thread like the plague...... Harold 1 Link to post Share on other sites
UNIQUE 1,709 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 2 hours ago, Harold said: think Bastion put that up in the Utd v Liverpool thread mate. delete this one then if you want Link to post Share on other sites
UNIQUE 1,709 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 2 hours ago, Harold said: think Bastion put that up in the Utd v Liverpool thread mate. tbh i gave up with the football related threads. i dont care about football enough that i can watch page after page of people talking crap. i would rather just go on the chit chat threads tbh. 😃 Link to post Share on other sites
Administrator Harold 8,231 Posted January 26 Administrator Share Posted January 26 14 minutes ago, UNIQUE said: i would rather just go on the chit chat threads tbh. 😃 and watch people talking crap there ?...lol Link to post Share on other sites
UNIQUE 1,709 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 14 minutes ago, Harold said: and watch people talking crap there ?...lol yeah but its fun 🤣 Link to post Share on other sites
UNIQUE 1,709 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 VID-20210128-WA0022.mp4 Harold and Mr Magnificent 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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Popular Post UNIQUE 1,709 Posted February 19 Popular Post Share Posted February 19 paddy gets arrested for beating his wife and the judge say can you please tell the court why you always beat your wife paddy? he said i think its my weight advantage longer reach and superior footwork. sployal, Harold and Mr Magnificent 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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