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3 minutes ago, Normski said:

Bored now. Just been turned down from that NHS volunteer scheme -  they've got enough gynaecologists apparently...

Just waiting to hear back from the breast clinic now!

Quite possibly because they weren't convinced with what you wanted to stick in the women's mouth to take temps Norm.....perverted smiley face emoticon


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My wife walked in from work today and saw the dog licking marmite out of my arsehole.

"Don't let him do that!" she screamed. "It's disgusting."

"That's your opinion" I said. "This is his second jar, he absolutely loves the stuff!"

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