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paddy goes for a job on a building site and the foreman says i like you paddy you got the job.. how much do i get paid said paddy. he said we start you off on £15 per hour and after a month we put it up to £25 per hour so when can you start. i can start next month says paddy. 

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I am livid!!!!!
One rule for royalty and one for us commoners.
Got a ticket for undertaking on the M5..
Running late yesterday and so I've opted to use the motorway instead of the A30.. I joined just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with Prince Charles and Camilla in heading to Cornwall...they were travelling along under police protection but so bloody slow.... They were doing 48 in lane three.. I waited and waited hoping they would move over. . Hoping they would speed up. But they didn't.. I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 65 as they continued to do less than 50.. I then got Stopped by lead police motorcade biker.. He told me off and wrote me a ticket.. I asked "why?" He said its because i saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side......"

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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14 minutes ago, Mr Magnificent said:

I am livid!!!!!
One rule for royalty and one for us commoners.
Got a ticket for undertaking on the M5..
Running late yesterday and so I've opted to use the motorway instead of the A30.. I joined just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with Prince Charles and Camilla in heading to Cornwall...they were travelling along under police protection but so bloody slow.... They were doing 48 in lane three.. I waited and waited hoping they would move over. . Hoping they would speed up. But they didn't.. I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 65 as they continued to do less than 50.. I then got Stopped by lead police motorcade biker.. He told me off and wrote me a ticket.. I asked "why?" He said its because i saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side......"

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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29 minutes ago, Mr Magnificent said:

I am livid!!!!!
One rule for royalty and one for us commoners.
Got a ticket for undertaking on the M5..
Running late yesterday and so I've opted to use the motorway instead of the A30.. I joined just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with Prince Charles and Camilla in heading to Cornwall...they were travelling along under police protection but so bloody slow.... They were doing 48 in lane three.. I waited and waited hoping they would move over. . Hoping they would speed up. But they didn't.. I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 65 as they continued to do less than 50.. I then got Stopped by lead police motorcade biker.. He told me off and wrote me a ticket.. I asked "why?" He said its because i saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side......"

😂😂😂😂😂😂

so bad it was good ffs 🤣

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