UNIQUE 1,709 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Hairy Scot said: OK, now that the door been opened. What you call five Irishmen standing on the side of a hill? ???? Link to post Share on other sites
Hairy Scot 956 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, UNIQUE said: ???? A thicket UNIQUE 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Site Owner boro_boy 2,658 Posted June 15, 2020 Site Owner Share Posted June 15, 2020 12 minutes ago, Hairy Scot said: Is that not racist? No!!!! Hairy Scot 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Normski 3,302 Posted June 15, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, UNIQUE said: maybe but i doubt the irish will notice ? Notice what?? Hairy Scot, boro_boy and UNIQUE 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Normski 3,302 Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Hairy Scot 1 Link to post Share on other sites
UNIQUE 1,709 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 paddy goes for a job on a building site and the foreman says i like you paddy you got the job.. how much do i get paid said paddy. he said we start you off on £15 per hour and after a month we put it up to £25 per hour so when can you start. i can start next month says paddy. boro_boy 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Normski 3,302 Posted July 1, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2020 boro_boy, UNIQUE, Hairy Scot and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Magnificent 3,597 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 I am livid!!!!! One rule for royalty and one for us commoners. Got a ticket for undertaking on the M5.. Running late yesterday and so I've opted to use the motorway instead of the A30.. I joined just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with Prince Charles and Camilla in heading to Cornwall...they were travelling along under police protection but so bloody slow.... They were doing 48 in lane three.. I waited and waited hoping they would move over. . Hoping they would speed up. But they didn't.. I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 65 as they continued to do less than 50.. I then got Stopped by lead police motorcade biker.. He told me off and wrote me a ticket.. I asked "why?" He said its because i saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side......" ?????? sployal and UNIQUE 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Administrator Harold 8,231 Posted July 4, 2020 Administrator Share Posted July 4, 2020 14 minutes ago, Mr Magnificent said: I am livid!!!!! One rule for royalty and one for us commoners. Got a ticket for undertaking on the M5.. Running late yesterday and so I've opted to use the motorway instead of the A30.. I joined just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with Prince Charles and Camilla in heading to Cornwall...they were travelling along under police protection but so bloody slow.... They were doing 48 in lane three.. I waited and waited hoping they would move over. . Hoping they would speed up. But they didn't.. I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 65 as they continued to do less than 50.. I then got Stopped by lead police motorcade biker.. He told me off and wrote me a ticket.. I asked "why?" He said its because i saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side......" ?????? sployal 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Magnificent 3,597 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Harold said: It was a fucking beauty! ??? Link to post Share on other sites
Administrator Harold 8,231 Posted July 4, 2020 Administrator Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Mr Magnificent said: It was a fucking beauty! ??? okay. Link to post Share on other sites
UNIQUE 1,709 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 29 minutes ago, Mr Magnificent said: I am livid!!!!! One rule for royalty and one for us commoners. Got a ticket for undertaking on the M5.. Running late yesterday and so I've opted to use the motorway instead of the A30.. I joined just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with Prince Charles and Camilla in heading to Cornwall...they were travelling along under police protection but so bloody slow.... They were doing 48 in lane three.. I waited and waited hoping they would move over. . Hoping they would speed up. But they didn't.. I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 65 as they continued to do less than 50.. I then got Stopped by lead police motorcade biker.. He told me off and wrote me a ticket.. I asked "why?" He said its because i saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side......" ?????? so bad it was good ffs ? Mr Magnificent 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Normski 3,302 Posted July 4, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 4, 2020 boro_boy, Mr Magnificent, Hairy Scot and 2 others 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Site Owner boro_boy 2,658 Posted July 4, 2020 Site Owner Share Posted July 4, 2020 On 01/07/2020 at 13:37, Normski said: hahaha Link to post Share on other sites
Site Owner boro_boy 2,658 Posted July 4, 2020 Site Owner Share Posted July 4, 2020 10 hours ago, UNIQUE said: so bad it was good ffs ? For fuck sake hahaha UNIQUE 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Normski 3,302 Posted July 9, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2020 Harold, sployal, UNIQUE and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Administrator Harold 8,231 Posted July 9, 2020 Administrator Share Posted July 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Normski said: see that big green thing in the background ? Well, that aint no oxygen cylinder. Link to post Share on other sites
Normski 3,302 Posted July 10, 2020 Author Share Posted July 10, 2020 UNIQUE and Hairy Scot 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Magnificent 3,597 Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Morning Lads.. went to the bank yesterday with my mask on asked for £5,000!! No problem sir there you are and have a nice day Mr Burns!! How times have changed Harold and UNIQUE 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Normski 3,302 Posted July 18, 2020 Author Share Posted July 18, 2020 I went on a date last night with a hot girl who has eczema... Cracking tits! sployal 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Normski 3,302 Posted July 18, 2020 Author Share Posted July 18, 2020 I almost caught a bloke fucking my missus last night, but he dived out the window as I burst into the bedroom. So I chased him. "He went that way," said my mate Dave, pointing to next door's garden. "Cheers mate, and get some fucking clothes on, you'll catch your death!" sployal and boro_boy 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Normski 3,302 Posted July 18, 2020 Author Share Posted July 18, 2020 I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself, 'I really need to wash some mugs!' boro_boy 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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UNIQUE 1,709 Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 what do we want....a cure for tourettes...when do we want it....FUCK. Link to post Share on other sites
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