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We will get back to normal.

I have a bidet.

The pubs will re-open, and loads of people will celebrate like we have just won the war.

When it's all over a lot of people may learn to appreciate what we have, and the simple thing's in life.

Millenials may realize what a useless bunch of cnuts they really are, and learn some real life skills.

 

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13 minutes ago, superally said:

We will get back to normal.

I have a bidet.

The pubs will re-open, and loads of people will celebrate like we have just won the war.

When it's all over a lot of people may learn to appreciate what we have, and the simple thing's in life.

Millenials may realize what a useless bunch of cnuts they really are, and learn some real life skills.

 

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You've hit the nail on the head.

Oh you forgot we will probably be properly out of the EU, well hopefully. 

 

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1 hour ago, boro_boy said:

You've hit the nail on the head.

Oh you forgot we will probably be properly out of the EU, well hopefully. 

 

Gonna try a bit of poetry here, so bare with me.

Feck Corone virus-

And feck the EU too-

When the pubs are open again,

I'm gonna drink more than you. (or some shit like that).

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1 hour ago, boro_boy said:

You've hit the nail on the head.

Oh you forgot we will probably be properly out of the EU, well hopefully. 

 

I think that is wishful thinking 

The government will not have time to negotiate that before the end of this crisis. 

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7 hours ago, Mr Magnificent said:

I think that is wishful thinking 

The government will not have time to negotiate that before the end of this crisis. 

Well then time will run it and it will be no deal.

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3 minutes ago, Harold said:

You'll be able to go to the supermarket for your normal shopping without  exclaiming....'You are fucking joking' 

More people might continue to work from home which will be a good thing. Well i'd love to work from home. 

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20 hours ago, superally said:

Gonna try a bit of poetry here, so bare with me.

Feck Corone virus-

And feck the EU too-

When the pubs are open again,

I'm gonna drink more than you. (or some shit like that).

My pub is shut
I do hate you
Coronavirus what can we do?
No pints, no grub, what can i do?
Stay at home, far from you.

They say things will get better
With isolation
I don't know
As i'm on my own.

The Gov't has made a plan
To save us all
don't know what it is
But must be a sham.

MFF is still alive
And we must be the one's to strive
To survive and keep things going
all in all i'm only joking.

Long life to all fellow members

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20 hours ago, superally said:

Gonna try a bit of poetry here, so bare with me.

Feck Corone virus-

And feck the EU too-

When the pubs are open again,

I'm gonna drink more than you. (or some shit like that).

 

20 minutes ago, sployal said:

My pub is shut
I do hate you
Coronavirus what can we do?
No pints, no grub, what can i do?
Stay at home, far from you.

They say things will get better
With isolation
I don't know
As i'm on my own.

The Gov't has made a plan
To save us all
don't know what it is
But must be a sham.

MFF is still alive
And we must be the one's to strive
To survive and keep things going
all in all i'm only joking.

Long life to all fellow members

Never knew we had 2 poets on the forum!!

I'm a POET too (Petty Officer Engineering Technician) 

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20 minutes ago, sployal said:

Come on fellow members, get yer poems in, their is a Bard in all of us :beer:

The country's going to shit

but we must all do our bit

Try as I might

All I hear is some shite

And sometimes it makes you want to quit

 

But times aren't great

So step up to the plate

And do what what you can to assist

Buy a bottle or two

But whatever you do

Make sure you don't end up pissed.

 

So all you bulk buyers

I'd drop you in the chip friers

So you'd scream like you've never before

As you lifted that tissue

I'd make sure I didn't miss you

You cunt, you queue jumping whore!!!

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I was sitting at home
watching the news
when all of a sudden
I put down my booze

The presenter had breaking news
A virus was spreading
From Wuhan in China
This was not good for my angina!

It was out of control
it was spreading fast
from person to person
what woud be the human cost

Months after the news of Covid-19
people are working to find a vaccine
People are dying at an alarming rate
Covid-19 does not discriminate

I'm now infected by the virus
each hour I become more lifeless
I lay here in isolation
my lungs are failing

The nurses trying their hardest
but the virus is the smartest
as i near inevitable death
I take my last breath...

 

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