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@simonutd. Just a few questions as per standard, to acquaint yourself with the members on here.

 

Favourite takeaway?

Beach or City?

Birmingham or Manchester?

London or Baghdad?

Mackham or Geordie?

Adidas or Puma?

Red or Brown sauce?

Cheese on sandwich or toast?

Shower or bath?

Whisky or Rum?

Gin or Vodka?

Favourite beer?

What car do you drive?

If you could get as dirty as you like with any woman-who would it be? ( wife/partner is not a valid answer)

Do you have a pet?

Would you like to hit Jamie Oliver with a bat?- If not why not?

Corbyn- Cunt or hero?

What would you like to do to Nicola Sturgeon?

How much do you hate Villa?

How much do you hate Celtic?

Is Raheem Sterling any good?

Cockles- Prawns-or Mussels?

Which EU leader do you hate most?

Have you ever shit yourself?

Ever been arrested?

Have you ever pissed in your parents wardrobe in a drunken stupor?

What was your worst non sporting injury?

Have you ever shagged a mate's girlfriend/wife ?

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1 hour ago, Bastion said:

Give him your welcome list of questions........

Done fella, tho i would love for you lot to come up with some random questions too. I think the comedy value would be worth it. It can be hard when asked to come up with random shite tho, when left alone, it can be spouted all day. Feck that peer pressure bolox.

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14 minutes ago, superally said:

Done fella, tho i would love for you lot to come up with some random questions too. I think the comedy value would be worth it. It can be hard when asked to come up with random shite tho, when left alone, it can be spouted all day. Feck that peer pressure bolox.

Yeah I'll have a think of some. 

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4 hours ago, superally said:

@simonutd. Just a few questions as per standard, to acquaint yourself with the members on here.

 

Favourite takeaway? PIzza

Beach or City? Beach

Birmingham or Manchester? Manchester

London or Baghdad? London

Mackham or Geordie? Geordie

Adidas or Puma? Adidas

Red or Brown sauce?Brown

Cheese on sandwich or toast?Sandwich, have one nearly every day for lunch

Shower or bath?Depends Bath to relax or shower for speed

Whisky or Rum?Whisky

Gin or Vodka?Neither

Favourite beer?Too many, an IPA or Ale

What car do you drive? Nissan Quashqi 

If you could get as dirty as you like with any woman-who would it be? ( wife/partner is not a valid answer) Nigella Lawson her cooked breakfast looks really nice

Do you have a pet? Yes, a cat

Would you like to hit Jamie Oliver with a bat?- If not why not?Of Course

Corbyn- Cunt or hero? Doesnt really matter now lol, but i would say neither but more of a hero than cunt, as i dont read the mail, sun or express

What would you like to do to Nicola Sturgeon? Not much, 

How much do you hate Villa? I dont

How much do you hate Celtic? I dont

Is Raheem Sterling any good? Nope

Cockles- Prawns-or Mussels? None of them

Which EU leader do you hate most? Boris Johnson

Have you ever shit yourself?Nope

Ever been arrested?Nope

Have you ever pissed in your parents wardrobe in a drunken stupor?Nope

What was your worst non sporting injury? knocking a hole in the wall for a window in my garage, it was brick, i cut out the gap with a 300mm disc cutter, went to hit the middle with a sledge hammer full pelt, the wall went straight through so did i and i mashed my hands up

Have you ever shagged a mate's girlfriend/wife ? Nope

 

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4 minutes ago, superally said:

Do you make your own dresses?🙂

ffs.....that's weirder than what I would come up with....lol. Tbh I thought about some but I didn't want to add any to you list in case it was overload.

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2 hours ago, Harold said:

ffs.....that's weirder than what I would come up with....lol. Tbh I thought about some but I didn't want to add any to you list in case it was overload.

Just go with a couple of gentle ones then. MFF type gentle. 

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15 hours ago, simonutd said:

 

Simon, it has been suggested that you be asked a couple of other (gentle) questions, sooooo.

1) would you take part in a porn movie ?

2) For her birthday would you buy your wife/girlfriend (I don't know if you're hitched or not) a watch, pair of shoes or a vibrator ?

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7 hours ago, Harold said:

Simon, it has been suggested that you be asked a couple of other (gentle) questions, sooooo.

1) would you take part in a porn movie ?

2) For her birthday would you buy your wife/girlfriend (I don't know if you're hitched or not) a watch, pair of shoes or a vibrator ?

1) no, i don't like people feeling inadequate

2) Fiancee, she has too many of all of them lol, 

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