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11 minutes ago, elnino said:

Liverpool are champions! Woo.

Hello I'm James - loved Liverpool all my life and yes, I'm actually from there.

Welcome aboard mate and congratulations for you team, well deserved :beer:

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Right James.....Courtesy of Superally.....

 

 

 

 

 

Welcome aboard fella.

Few introductory questions for ya! Standard shite i ask new members.

Favourite takeaway?

Beach or City?

Birmingham or Manchester?

Mackham or Geordie?

Adidas or Puma?

Red or Brown sauce?

Cheese on sandwich or toast?

Shower or bath?

Whisky or Rum?

Gin or Vodka?

Favourite beer?

What car do you drive?

If you could get as dirty as you like with any woman-who would it be?

Do you have a pet?

Would you like to hit Jamie Oliver with a bat?- If not why not?

Corbyn- Cunt or hero?

What would you like to do to Nicola Sturgeon?

How much do you hate Villa?

How much do you hate Celtic?

Is Raheem Sterling any good?

Cockles- Prawns-or Mussels?

Which EU leader do you hate most?

Have you ever shit yourself?

Ever been arrested?

Have you ever pissed in your parents wardrobe in a drunken stupor?

What was your worst non sporting injury?

Have you ever shagged a mate's girlfriend/wife?

 

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1 hour ago, elnino said:

Liverpool are champions! Woo.

Hello I'm James - loved Liverpool all my life and yes, I'm actually from there.

I don't think i could tolerate this once every 30 yrs

Welcome James

These 2 giants were walking across Europe above the clouds when one says to the other "I wonder where we are"?

So the other giant feels down below the clouds and says "we're in Paris"

"How do you know" says the other giant

"Because i can feel the Eiffel Tower" says the giant

After walking many more miles the giant again says "i wonder where we are"

The other giant feels below the clouds and says" we're in London"

The giant say's "how do you know"?

The other giant says "i can feel Tower Bridge"

After walking many more miles the giant says "i wonder where we are"?

The other giant feels below the clouds and says "we're in Liverpool"

The giant says "how do you know"

The other giant says " cos some cunt has stolen my watch"

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1 hour ago, elnino said:

Liverpool are champions! Woo.

Hello I'm James - loved Liverpool all my life and yes, I'm actually from there.

Welcome mate....hope you post regularly and enjoy the forum...wee forum but a fair few Scottish and English teams followed. We all speak our minds....feel free to do so also!

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3 minutes ago, UNIQUE said:

hi james nice to see another english person on the forum it was taken over buy the scotish and irish. ?

A word of warning..... that is appalling grammar in one sentence,  Hannibal will not be having that.....

 

Never mind Hairy....

 

5 missing Caps, Buy, Scottish.....

 

He's coming for you......

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3 minutes ago, Bastion said:

A word of warning..... that is appalling grammar in one sentence,  Hannibal will not be having that.....

 

Never mind Hairy....

 

5 missing Caps, Buy, Scottish.....

 

He's coming for you......

i must admit that was atrocious. i was talking and typing at the same time ?

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2 minutes ago, Harold said:

some achievement for a sarf london boy

I think he must have been holding the candle with the other hand...

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