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14 minutes ago, Harold said:

as he posts from under the bed....lol

i told my wife im popping in the pub for a quick pint once and came in at 3.30 with 6 of them roses you could buy from the guy who went pub to pub selling them. i gave her the roses and she beat me on the head with them until all she had left in her hand was a 2 inch stork. we laugh about it now. 😀

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16 minutes ago, UNIQUE said:

i told my wife im popping in the pub for a quick pint once and came in at 3.30 with 6 of them roses you could buy from the guy who went pub to pub selling them. i gave her the roses and she beat me on the head with them until all she had left in her hand was a 2 inch stork. we laugh about it now. 😀

story from a mate I worked with....He was on his way home Christmas eve when he bumped into a fella he knew. Fella, who was pished, said he was going into the filling station to get his wife her Chrissie pressie....my mate waited for him and he came out with a bottle of car wash liquid and a sponge ffs....lol 

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i have a mate that was being nagged by his wife to go to the shop to get milk and he strait up walked out the door drove to the airport and went to tenerife. 6 hours later she rang him saying where the fuck are you with the milk. he said im in tenerife i be back next week. guy is crazy. he went to court once and the judge gave him a fine and community service and he said to the judge can i have 2 months in jail instead so i can save the money and get a break from my wife and kids. 🤣

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