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Clearly the forum needs a light hearted thread to put a smile on people's faces. 

Simple really, what's the most embarrising things to happen to you during a sexual act... No judging each other cause everyone has had a embarrising moment.. 

I will get the ball rolling. 

2000 - was seeing a girl and we'd had a night out in Altrincham and we were making the long walk home, so we reach Lark Hill which is a small wooded area in Timperley and we get a bit touchy feely with each other. Knowing it was that time of the month I suggested she pop down stairs to play a bit of hide the sausage. Anyway it was a summer night I lent against a tree in the dark only to hear a fit of giggles, there were only four lads lay drinking beers about 5 metres away from us. Thankfully it was dark enough they didn't see our faces and we made our escape. 

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1 minute ago, UNIQUE said:

im gonna see what others post first 😄

Proper cowardly way out that.

I have had a few, drug and alcohol related bad sexual experiences. Happily tho I was too far out my mind to give a feck. The real bad ones are remembering the horrible old boilers we have all been guilty of shagging over the years.

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1 minute ago, superally said:

Proper cowardly way out that.

I have had a few, drug and alcohol related bad sexual experiences. Happily tho I was too far out my mind to give a feck. The real bad ones are remembering the horrible old boilers we have all been guilty of shagging over the years.

what can i say im a shy boy. 😲

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1 minute ago, superally said:

Proper cowardly way out that.

I have had a few, drug and alcohol related bad sexual experiences. Happily tho I was too far out my mind to give a feck. The real bad ones are remembering the horrible old boilers we have all been guilty of shagging over the years.

Mate I'd regularly be kicking birds out at 5am due to waking from drunken one night stands. 

More often then not they'd get slung but occasionally the odd one might make round two if they were of a decent standard. 

Honestly had one once who had hair like the lead singer of the Cranberries back in the day, short bleached blonde. I nearly had an heart attack and then I realised she was actually really pretty. 

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Here's one to turn your stomach. 

Used to drink in a boozer called the Old Mill, Sunday night was karaoke night and it was basically grab a shag night. 

This bird was known as easy and I'd avoided her for months but on one night where I was out of luck I decided to give her attention. Didn't take much work and we were in a taxi back to my little bedsit. 

I was totally fucked and went well over board and gave the girl the works, not just your standard seeing to, the next day she did the walk of shame like she'd won the lottery whilst I just thought the deed was done and I could go back whenever I liked. 

That was until the following Saturday when we were all in the Old Mill and my mate Danny started telling a story about how he'd banged her in the toilets........ The previous Sunday.. 

The night I'd took her home wasted and give her the works 🤢🤮🤢🤮

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not embarrassing but not your average coupling...

Got off with this bird one night at the dancing....end of the night we went to a secluded area of the bus station ffs (secluded I hear ye say ?)....lol. Anyways there was a fair bit of groping took place but no more. She wasn't a goddess but was no bad looking with a fine body....so not bad for a pished Saturday night. Anyway that was it as far as I was concerned.....but she kept 'bumping' into me at the dancing or waiting for me outside.....what can I say....I was young and horny as a rabbit on viagra. One night she was waiting for me and said she was having a party back at her mum's who was away for the evening so I tagged along. About a dozen folk there and the music was playing and the drink aflowing plenty. After a while I asked someone where she was and they said she wasn't feeling too good and was in the toilet.....so being the gentleman I was off I go to enquire as to her health....went into the toilet and there she was spewing her fucking load into the wash hand basin. Never one to miss an opportunity, her drawers were lowered (no objection bear in mind), as were mine and as she was spewing away I pinned her from behind....I'm sure she enjoyed it as much as me.....suppose she did because we ended in her maw's bed. A fine end to a fine evening.

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22 minutes ago, Harold said:

not embarrassing but not your average coupling...

Got off with this bird one night at the dancing....end of the night we went to a secluded area of the bus station ffs (secluded I hear ye say ?)....lol. Anyways there was a fair bit of groping took place but no more. She wasn't a goddess but was no bad looking with a fine body....so not bad for a pished Saturday night. Anyway that was it as far as I was concerned.....but she kept 'bumping' into me at the dancing or waiting for me outside.....what can I say....I was young and horny as a rabbit on viagra. One night she was waiting for me and said she was having a party back at her mum's who was away for the evening so I tagged along. About a dozen folk there and the music was playing and the drink aflowing plenty. After a while I asked someone where she was and they said she wasn't feeling too good and was in the toilet.....so being the gentleman I was off I go to enquire as to her health....went into the toilet and there she was spewing her fucking load into the wash hand basin. Never one to miss an opportunity, her drawers were lowered (no objection bear in mind), as were mine and as she was spewing away I pinned her from behind....I'm sure she enjoyed it as much as me.....suppose she did because we ended in her maw's bed. A fine end to a fine evening.

Ffs Dug🤣

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12 hours ago, Red Devil said:

Here's one to turn your stomach. 

Used to drink in a boozer called the Old Mill, Sunday night was karaoke night and it was basically grab a shag night. 

This bird was known as easy and I'd avoided her for months but on one night where I was out of luck I decided to give her attention. Didn't take much work and we were in a taxi back to my little bedsit. 

I was totally fucked and went well over board and gave the girl the works, not just your standard seeing to, the next day she did the walk of shame like she'd won the lottery whilst I just thought the deed was done and I could go back whenever I liked. 

That was until the following Saturday when we were all in the Old Mill and my mate Danny started telling a story about how he'd banged her in the toilets........ The previous Sunday.. 

The night I'd took her home wasted and give her the works 🤢🤮🤢🤮

I assume you went up Bourneville Avenue mate

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23 minutes ago, Harold said:

not embarrassing but not your average coupling...

Got off with this bird one night at the dancing....end of the night we went to a secluded area of the bus station ffs (secluded I hear ye say ?)....lol. Anyways there was a fair bit of groping took place but no more. She wasn't a goddess but was no bad looking with a fine body....so not bad for a pished Saturday night. Anyway that was it as far as I was concerned.....but she kept 'bumping' into me at the dancing or waiting for me outside.....what can I say....I was young and horny as a rabbit on viagra. One night she was waiting for me and said she was having a party back at her mum's who was away for the evening so I tagged along. About a dozen folk there and the music was playing and the drink aflowing plenty. After a while I asked someone where she was and they said she wasn't feeling too good and was in the toilet.....so being the gentleman I was off I go to enquire as to her health....went into the toilet and there she was spewing her fucking load into the wash hand basin. Never one to miss an opportunity, her drawers were lowered (no objection bear in mind), as were mine and as she was spewing away I pinned her from behind....I'm sure she enjoyed it as much as me.....suppose she did because we ended in her maw's bed. A fine end to a fine evening.

Out the back of it.......

 

Yeeooooo 🤣

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6 minutes ago, Normski said:

Oh fuck you tasted Bourneville Avenue🤣

I didn't eat her arse if that's what you are saying, the front area yes... 

The back no. 

I never told anyone of this until now, how could I mention it in the pub to my mates when they had known what Danny had done earlier. 

The same girl attempted to pour a pint on my head the week later because I just blanked her advances and pretended I didn't know who she was in text messages. 

She deserved it. 

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