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8 hours ago, Bastion said:

I can't work out whether I dont get it or you have fucked this up due to the Vod?

voddie mate......anyone who has to edit a post about 15 times (somewhere else) is fucking gone.....lol

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Boro Boy runs from his boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best vodka, quick!”

The bartender pours out the shots, and Boro Boy drinks them as fast as he can.

The bartender is very impressed and exclaims, “Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast.”

Boro Boy replies, “Well, you’d drink that fast too, if you had what I have.”

The bartender says, “Oh my God! What is it? What do you have?”

“Fifty pence!” replied Boro Boy.

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10 hours ago, Bastion said:

I can't work out whether I dont get it or you have fucked this up due to the Vod?

hha, -273.15°C is 0 Kelvin (Absolute Zero)

0K (number zero and letter K) looks like OK (Okay) ok?

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12 minutes ago, boro_boy said:

A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C.

Everyone said he was crazy

But he was 0K. (-273.15 is Zero Kelvin) 

FFS its just a play on words/numbers.

who is Kelvin.....the chemist ?

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8 minutes ago, Harold said:

who is Kelvin.....the chemist ?

:lolpan: now you are taking the piss but i'll tell you anyway. 

Temperature is either measured in Kelvin (K), fahrenheit (*F) or Celsius (*C) 

The absolute zero, defined as 0 K, is approximately equal to −273.15 °C, or −459.67 °F.

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8 minutes ago, boro_boy said:

:lolpan: now you are taking the piss but i'll tell you anyway. 

Temperature is either measured in Kelvin (K), fahrenheit (*F) or Celsius (*C) 

The absolute zero, defined as 0 K, is approximately equal to −273.15 °C, or −459.67 °F.

I get it.

It is s shit joke though and about as funny as Uncle Junior. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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7 minutes ago, Mr Magnificent said:

I get it.

It is s shit joke though and about as funny as Uncle Junior. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They are meant to be shit!!!

5 minutes ago, Mr Magnificent said:

I went into a shop earlier to buy some camouflage trousers, but I couldn't find any! 

:lolpan:

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15 minutes ago, Mr Magnificent said:

I went into a shop earlier to buy some camouflage trousers, but I couldn't find any! 

Mags goes into the butcher's with Jack and asks "have you a bone for my dog"?

Aye replies the butcher, but if ye want a banana for yer monkey the fruit shops next door:beer:

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53 minutes ago, boro_boy said:

:lolpan: now you are taking the piss but i'll tell you anyway. 

Temperature is either measured in Kelvin (K), fahrenheit (*F) or Celsius (*C) 

The absolute zero, defined as 0 K, is approximately equal to −273.15 °C, or −459.67 °F.

Righty ho....

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