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39 minutes ago, Bastion said:

Cat had her chance.....

 

anyhoo,  A Great Miracle happened here....

 

 

 

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You managed to lose your virginity?

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5 minutes ago, Bastion said:

my Uncle Jackie was a resident. 

you've mentioned Jackie afore....told a good story if I recall correctly.

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1 minute ago, cazcat said:

You managed to lose your virginity?

Well, most of us do, at some point...

 

But not here for me, mine was lost in a filthy mates, filthy bedroom in amongst piles of clothes and a dead puppy.....

Still, mans gotta do what a man's gotta do in any environment..... 

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1 minute ago, Harold said:

you've mentioned Jackie afore....told a good story if I recall correctly.

There's a few about Jackie.... his best story was his death, found 2 months after dying sat bolt upright on a settee as black as Oprahs hole.....

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5 minutes ago, Bastion said:

Another clue......

 

Devon

An Abbey

A miracle.... think Jesus turning water into wine.......

Downtown ?

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26 minutes ago, Bastion said:

Well, most of us do, at some point...

 

But not here for me, mine was lost in a filthy mates, filthy bedroom in amongst piles of clothes and a dead puppy.....

Still, mans gotta do what a man's gotta do in any environment..... 

Intrigued..... Dead puppy?

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4 minutes ago, cazcat said:

Intrigued..... Dead puppy?

Cunt had a Rottweiler,  it had pups, think they all died... I remember him going to a bin in his kitchen with two dead ones in there... there was another in the bedroom amongst the clothes... only found the next morning. 

He was a filthy cunt, his Ma had died and his Da didn't give a fuck

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Just now, Bastion said:

Cunt had a Rottweiler,  it had pups, think they all died... I remember him going to a bin in his kitchen with two dead ones in there... there was another in the bedroom amongst the clothes... only found the next morning. 

He was a filthy cunt, his Ma had died and his Da didn't give a fuck

was it a good ride though.....just as an aside, there was a crowd of us at a house party years ago. I got off wi one burd & one of my mates copped off also. The burd he was with wouldn't let him shag her without protection....cunt didn't have a condom, went from room to room asking without success.....he ended up telling the burd he had got one whilst he slyly slipped a sock over his hard on....lol

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Just now, Harold said:

was it a good ride though

No mate, wasn't impressed 

Just now, Harold said:

 

.....just as an aside, there was a crowd of us at a house party years ago. I got off wi one burd & one of my mates copped off also. The burd he was with wouldn't let him shag her without protection....cunt didn't have a condom, went from room to room asking without success.....he ended up telling the burd he had got one whilst he slyly slipped a sock over his hard on....lol

A fucking sock? 🤣 he shouda just accepted a handjob fs.....

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